Feeling under the weather is an inevitable experience for everyone. There will be days when you will find yourself struggling to make yourself better. Whether it’s due to something as inconvenient as getting to work late or beating a tight deadline at work, no one wants to have a crappy day, so what do you do to turn your day around and survive it without falling apart? Consider giving your therapist or your friend a call, but there are helpful ways you can feel that can change your mood.
From meditating to watching something funny, there are countless ways to boost your mood instantly. Anything positive for the mind and the body can do the trick as they help bring you to the present moment and focus on what you can and cannot do. Improving your mood doesn’t need to be expensive or time-consuming. For instance, if you’re running out of time, laughing might be the best way to face a tough day.
Laughter not only relaxes and recharges you, but it is also a scientifically proven way to enhance your oxygen intake and stimulate your vital organs. Can’t think of a way how to laugh? Fret not and open Frederick Jordan’s QUOTES, JOKES and STORIES TO LIVE BY: Mostly from the “Hood.“ The book is a powerhouse of positivity, which is a surefire to spark happiness in its readers.
If you find today extra hard, go through this blog and be prepared for some of the funniest jokes that will bring you smiles and laughter.
- Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? For drizzle!
- Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he had a great fall.
- What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
- How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
- You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
- What do sprinters eat before they race? Nothing. They fast.
- What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A Maybe.
- Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7-8-9.
- What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
- Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it.
- Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
- How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
- Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it’s over your head.
- What’s a ninja’s favorite type of shoes? Sneakers.
- Why was the coach yelling at the vending machine? He wanted his quarter back.
- What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs? A con descending.
- What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale.
- Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
- What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music.
- Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They crack up too easily.
- Why was the mortgage so upset? Because it was a loan.
- Do you want to hear two short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke, jooooooooooooke.
Did the jokes above make you laugh? If not, remind yourself that you can get more challenging when time gets tough. If you have any favorites, take the time to share a couple or more with your family and friends and have a great laugh together. Jokes may not solve your problems or take any inconvenience you may face, but you can always choose to inspire and make yourself happy.
Love sharing happiness? Grab a copy of Frederick Jordan’s book. Quotes, Stories, and Jokes to Live By is meant to guide and enhance one’s life and facilitate the critical decisions one continually faces. It is a “No-nonsense,” down-to-earth humorous advice and counsel from scholars and famous people but mostly from ordinary people surviving in the ghetto or low-income neighborhoods, commonly known as the “HOOD.” That also means anyone can easily relate to its contents.
QUOTES, JOKES and STORIES TO LIVE BY: Mostly from the “Hood” is now available on Amazon, ReadersMagnet Bookstore, and Barnes & Noble. Learn more about Frederick and his works by visiting his website: https://www.frederickjordan.com/.
References:
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Laughter is the Best Medicine
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