Mark Twain, one of the greatest American writers of all time, said the human race has only one effective weapon: laughter. Laughing at something funny might seem mundane, but its benefits are immeasurable. From relieving stress to building solid connections, laughter is a fun, effective, and affordable way to strengthen one’s well-being. Countless medical journals and psychological studies have also proven that laughter improves health in various ways.
Looking for a fun and creative way to cope with daily stress, stay motivated, or find the perfect gift for someone special? Look no further than funny quotes! Who doesn’t need that in today’s busy world? Are you feeling down lately? In this blog, you will find quotes you can live with and share with everyone who needs uplifting.
Whether one is having a bad day, a breakup, or a little break from life’s daily demands, these quotes will surely lift your mood. These humorous one-liners provide a quick and easy way to take a break, relax, and enjoy life a little more.
- “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.” – Will Ferrell.
- “Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.” – Ellen DeGeneres.
- “Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” – Miles Kington.
- “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama.
- “My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far, I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” – Dave Barry.
- “Life begins at 40 – but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.” – Helen Rowland.
- “Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.” – Doug Larson.
- “Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.” – Sam Ewing.
- “The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice cream.” – Bill Murray.
- “In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.” – Fran Lebowitz.
A Pocket Guide to Happiness
Everybody wants to be happier, and this blog might give you the little pill you need to boost your mood or get through another day with a smile. The quotes above also help whether you need an inspiring saying for a speech or a heartwarming caption for your next social media post to add joy to someone’s day. You can also write them down as affirmations near your desk or mirror or share them with friends in a group chat to offer support and encouragement no matter what kind of week they’re having.
Need more uplifting texts? Explore the pages of Frederick Jordan’s QUOTES, JOKES, and STORIES TO LIVE BY: Mostly from the “Hood.” The book is designed to help its readers improve their lives and make critical decisions that people often face. The book is a practical and humorous guide that includes advice from scholars, famous personalities, and ordinary people living in low-income neighborhoods, often called the “HOOD.” It is a no-nonsense, down-to-earth collection that will help you navigate life’s challenges.
Frederick does not necessarily reference the quotes in the book, and some of the stories can’t be verified as accurate since most originated from barbershops or bars. However, the stories within the book serve as a “hint and half” or real-time reason for anyone going through a challenging moment in life.
You can explore a collection of valuable life lessons and inspiring stories from the “Hood” by checking out QUOTES, JOKES, and STORIES TO LIVE BY: Mostly from the “Hood” by Frederick. This book is now available on ReadersMagnet Bookstore, Amazon, and Barnes & Noble. To know more about Frederick and his works, please visit his website at https://www.frederickjordan.com/.
References:
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